プラヤ デル カルメンの2 つ星ホテル ￥3,327 ～

「とても良かったホテル。掃除に来る時間が15〜16時と遅めなのとエレベーターが無いのが少し残念だが、それ以外の部分は問題ないし、次に来た時も泊まりたいホテルです。」

「SI FUNCIONO BIEN 」

「Nice place」

「The hotel is old, runned down. Common areas are extremely dirty, such as the front couch, Floors, pool. Handles and door knobs are rusted, broken or falling apart. Water at tje shower comes out sparingly. The beach near by is not very good for swimming, a lot of undercurrent. The noise outside at night won’t let you relax and rest since you can hear everything. If you are looking for an economic place to stay and be able to walk everywhere, this is it. The staff is friendly. No elevators. Be...

「部屋はとても綺麗でした。ビーチにも歩いていけます。スタッフもとても親切でした。入り口がとてもわかりにくくホテルの看板も見当たらなかったのでそれだけは大変でした。」

「Thank you Florence! Property is right off the main strip and beaches. Close walk to the ADO bus stop. About 12 minutes through shops. AC was great! Good water pressure. Nice pool.」

「Mare condo is in a great location. Close to everything. The staff is ok, not overly friendly. Most room access from common atrium (very noisy). The walls and doors are very thinn. I woke to the sound of my next door neighbor GETTING IT ON. Didn't last very long but. Nobody needs that. The shower has no door at all so water gos all over the bathroom floor. No safe in room at all anywhere. So i had to maintain all my valuables on my person the entire stay. At check in i was required to place a...

「Here is your text translated into English: The most amazing hotel where we can take drugs and drink, wrapped in blankets by the window, where they throw you out if you don’t do as they say in that hotel. It is a devil’s hotel, and I belong there. Can you stay there? Amen. If you want, I can also rewrite it to sound more natural, poetic, or deeper in meaning.」