「I arrived to find the site completely deserted and no answer on the supplied phone number. As it turned out I had failed to realise that having made the booking there were further steps to take that don’t happen with mainstream establishments. I was supposed to supply ‘government ID’ in advance; which in my ignorance I failed to do.
Cut a long story short, I turned up, couldn’t get in and was thankfully lucky enough to procure a room at the nearby Travelodge, albeit at an exorbitant rate. ...