First let me say that the description of the outdoor area is accurate. It was really a great space and much enjoyed.
However, you gotta sleep somewhere, so this review deals with the condition of the house.
While the bedding was clean, the couches felt dirty and grimy. The amount of yuck between and beneath the cushions was disgusting. Not too mention the amount of filth underneath the couches. The couches looked like they had been found beside a dumpster.
There were cobwebs with and without spiders in many places in the house, especially above the kitchen sink. Later we discovered why... the kitchen window was broken and the bugs came through that opening like water through a hose. So, if I was a spider, that's where I would be!
Another spider was apparently living near or in the master bed because my husband and I were both bitten by it. I expect to encounter spiders outside, but not inside. And no, we were not bitten outside, it definitely happened in the house.
The house is cooled by window units. No problem, they all worked fine and did keep the place cool. But all of them needed the filter changed and most had grime build up on the front of the units. I cleaned the one in the kitchen. The thought of all that grime being blown out over where food is being prepared was not appetizing.
There is/was apparently a leak in the roof because you can definitely see where a large amount of water ran down the wall between the paint and the sheet rock to create a water bubble. It has since dried but the bubble remains. The wall did not feel wet, so I don't understand why that obvious wall bubble has not been repaired.
The sliding back door does not close all the way unless you prop it shut with the safety bar.
I could go on and on, but you get the idea. Nice place outside, but you could camp in a tent outside and have cleaner living conditions.