My husband, son and I just returned home after a 7 night stay at Coyaba Beach Resort. Let me start with the positives.
The grounds of the hotel are absolutely beautiful and well maintained. The location on Grand Anse Beach is perfect and Grand Anse definitely lives up to its reputation as one of the best beaches in the Caribbean. Powder white sand, crystal clear water… beach perfection! The majority of the staff are very friendly and accommodating and you get the impression the hotel wants you to enjoy your stay.
Now the negatives, the bathroom situation is completely unacceptable! There is zero air conditioning in the bathroom. There isn’t even a fan. You have a screened window in the shower with metal louvres you can open. The toilet bowl was stained and there are mold stains around the shower.
The rooms are tired and dated, which I expected, but the beds were incredibly uncomfortable. There are no box springs just a mattress on top of metal bed slats that you can feel when you lay on the bed. My husband and I could barely move when we woke up each day.
There is not a decent cup of coffee to be found! The majority of the time you will get only instant coffee. I learned if you ask for “brewed” coffee you may get it. I had two acceptable cups in 7 days. Other days it was instant or burnt rocket fuel. This is not hard, learn how to brew coffee!
The food was mediocre. The restaurant by the pool had better food than the buffet. Drinks were great!
Would I return? NO!
