The place is beautiful, but impractical:
• there is no kitchen and no kitchen area
• not even a simple sink to rinse a coffee pot (unless you want to do it in a pompous granite bathroom): all your dishes you have to collect and pass to the owner every day
• very bad internet connection (drops every two minutes)
The owner is an unfriendly paranoid woman who is constantly worried about her suite:
• she texts you her instructions several times a day hysterically demanding answers while you are on the beach, just having your vacation
• she sits upstairs and nervously listens to what’s going on in the suite, running out to her balcony to control and reprimand you for whatever noise you make
Her original description said “Kids are welcome”. We discussed it with her (!) and then came with kids. I thought she would get a heart attack listening to the kids’ noise.
The bottom line is: we left no mess, no damage, gave her extra money for the kids; and now, two weeks later she left us a review 1/5 for EVERY criteria, just out of spite.
I have never experienced an owner like that. Nasty, nasty business.
If you are retired, ready to eat all your meals out, don’t need the Internet, and are not bothered with being closely watched, this place may work for you: it is beautiful after all. Good luck.
