Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
