The elevator was loud, slow and apparently breaks down a lot, according to several people who were regular guests or staying longer term. The "garage" was sketchy, poorly lit, open to the woods, and frequented by thankfully benign potheads. It felt unsafe. The mandatory $45 charge for incidentals upon checking in is frankly ridiculous; why should you have use of my money even for a few days? The ads are misleading, implying that there's a restaurant on the premises; there isn't. The soundproofing is terrible; you can hear the neighbors' television and conversations all night, even with the fan on for white noise. And something in the cluster of cabinets which holds the TV, microwave and fridge makes a loud clunking, tapping noise every 20 minutes. The Showtime channels were nice, though, and the bed was comfortable.