They really should have charged us more for the frat boy feel and the mouse poop, as those things added a special touch to our stay.You too can stay in this house for 1,659/ nt in August.A sucker is born every minute and once my family realized we are those suckers, we just leaned in and laughed at every new issue.The house is very dirty. See photo of my tank top after 3 days sitting on a bedroom side table. Then is lots of mouse poop. Our workaround was to not open the base cabinets in the kitchen. On arrival, half of the keurig was there. A replacement was sent by day 4 of our 9 day trip, thank you.There was very little hand soap, no shampoo, and it is clear no one is checking on this property between renters.Bonus! My kids burned themselves on the toaster that gets just as hot on the outside as it does on the inside.There are exactly two hooks for towels in the house. We learned to drape them on any upright object we could find. Every room in this very small house has locked cabinets, which dramatically minimizes the space for you and yours. They did leave the closet full of dog hair available, and I’m grateful that Fido adorned my dress each evening. I love dogs. Even kitchen cabinets were locked, but I think they just spared us more mouse poop?Outside, please enjoy the gorgeous pool with multiple cameras pointed in your direction, for your relaxation and enjoyment. Aren’t cameras supposed to be disclosed in the listing? We won't be back.