テイテイの三つ星ホテル

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「Room - 10/10 for cleanliness 👏 Staff - 100% professional and friendly 👏 Breakfast - 10/10 best taste ever 👏 Shuttle service - 10/10 for always being early or on time 👏 I will be back and stay in Charlie’s El Nido again and again! 🎉👏👏👏」

「部屋の掃除をするスタッフに部屋の金庫に入れておいたサイフから4000ペソ盗まれた！フロントに言っても「マネージャーはもう寝てる」「マネージャーと連絡する方法がない」「私たちはあなたに何もできません」と言われた。 オーナーがホテルのレストランにいるのを見つけて話しかけたが、「ホテルは悪くない、その話は終わりだ、部屋に戻れ！」と言われた。 納得できずに距離をつめて怒鳴ったら「お前は今俺を押したから警察を呼ぶ！」と逆上！ 触れてもないのに「俺を押した！警察！」と大騒ぎ！ 日本に帰れなくなる事を恐れて「私が金庫を閉め忘れたのかもしれない」と私の責任にして謝って話をおさめました！ 部屋や風呂場にヤスデも毎日出てきたし、2度と行きません！」

「"Honestly, as someone who treats eating like a religion, my biggest fear coming to El Nido was checking into a place that slaps “vegan” on the menu and serves you a sad plate of lettuce with nothing to say for itself. H Hotel is not that place. The chickpea omelette eats more like a French crêpe, slightly bitter at the finish, but in an interesting way. I went back for more that evening. Breakfast has real variety too. Over three days I had something different each time: pancakes, the chickpea...

「The location is great on the beach but for a 5 year old property it is poorly maintained and already showing signs of aging. The staff were not detail oriented and seemed not well trained. Room had a moldy seat that was gross and the shower was also not clean. Breakfast had few options and the food overall was average to poor quality. Be aware that the street out front that you arrive on is thick mud. The pool area is nice and you walk down the beach to many bars and restaurants.」

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