I’ll start with, we booked this haphazardly, it was a last-minute opportunity for us to get away. (Booked Thursday before arriving Friday). Apparently I overlooked, or misread (maybe was misled) as to the cost and amenities for this rental experience. First, it got 3 stars because it was clean, smelled good, and cute. However, things went downhill after that. Literally. Description boasts of a "sliding barn door" on bedroom. Yes, you will be sliding, /when you enter the bedroom because it’s on a downward slope, making you sleep inverted. Desc. states “internet, TV, satellite or cable.” Sketchy, there was one tv in the LR that ONLY had channels 2-10. Colonial Properties called, very friendly, to ask if we had made it into the cabin alright. I said, “yes” and asked about the internet/wifi and channels, to which she answered, “no not in the area, and no channels other than the local ones.” So you get 8 channels total with channel 10 being a high-pitched screech. At the time I chalked this up to my mistake for not reading the description closer (later I reread it), but it was actually a misrepresentation on their part. Did I mention, when I booked this, it was advertised as a little over $xxx/night- but the actual total was more than TRIPLED. After spending that much for one night, you WILL be compelled to try jacuzzi (since no hot tub). That spacious LR will work against you here. To fill tub it takes a while because hot water heater will only provide so much at a time. Turned on jet timer (50 ft from tub in "spacious LR") and was subjected to an exciting water park experience. If you want the ride to stop, you have to wait out the timer because you might flood the room with force of jets. There's a mirror next to tub so you can witness your pulverization with lukewarm water. Suggestions: higher capacity hot water heater, level bedroom floor (or level bed), a recliner or loveseat in LR with reading light if you can't get actual internet/wifi and increased selection of "cable/satellite" channels in that area. Need to tweak your description to be more accurate.