You should get a sense of this place based on my last communication with owner and her reply at the end. I hope others don't get fooled by the slicking marketing of an old unusable relic.
My statement: Good day Lauri,
After getting back home yesterday and actual getting some rest I wanted to send you an email about our experience at Captain's Quarters. This was the first vacation that we took in over a year and a half and were really looking forward to it. One of the things that I was really seeking was lounge in peace in a hot tub, so when I did my searches I specifically filter that item in. Upon arriving we discovered the hot tub and checked the temperature to see if it needed to be heated more. The meter indicated that it was only at 78 degrees, so I immediately turned up the temperature gauge so we could use it later in the evening. As later in the evening arrived, the temperature was only 88 degrees. Very sad face incurred.
Since there was a total of six of us, after having dinner there was a lot of dirty dishes, I did the initial cleaning and put everything in the dishwasher to discover that the dishwasher wasn't working. Sad to say, hand washing dishes (total of four loads) during the entire stay wasn't quite the vacation I was looking forward to. Since there was nothing to do because the hot tub wasn't working, the kids wanted to watch a movie in the main bedroom. After turning on the TV with one of the four remotes, the screen said another one of the remotes had "batteries were extremely low to use," so we had to scramble for batteries in replacing them with another remote to make it function. Then the next adventure began. Almost everything wasn't accessible because it required a PIN. Finally, got to something that you could watch. Fun times...
Getting up the next morning I checked the hot tub, which was only at 90 degrees, so I let it run all day while we were out doing activities with the hopes that it would come to temperature. Finally, a break. When we got back to the house around 3 PM, it was up to 100 degrees. Small victory.
Second time making dinner, less than half way into grilling the food, the propane take goes out. As usual we do a work around and have to finish the cooking in the oven. Hopefully, the next "suckers" won't have to worry at least during their stay.
Her reply: "Sounds like you should stay in a hotel from now on."