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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar

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Experience the charm of The Oyster Smack Inn, a two-story building with a bay window and dormer window, offering a unique blend of style and comfort.
Cozy retreat with a neatly made bed and a stylish nightstand.
Relax in this cozy living space with a sofa, flat-screen TV, and convenient side table.
Enjoy dining in our restaurant with a variety of seating options and a menu board listing a range of dishes.
Relax in this cozy space with a comfortable sofa, coffee maker, and all the essentials for a convenient stay.

Reviews

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
The current price is ￥16,926
￥20,311 total
includes taxes & fees
Aug 10 - Aug 11

Room options

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, desk, and mirror.

Superior Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Desk
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Relax in comfort with a large bed, sofa, and wall-mounted TV.

Luxury Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Desk
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, wardrobe, and radiator, featuring a large window with curtains and a framed artwork.

Classic Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, bedside table, and dresser.

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Desk
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
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About the neighborhood

Map
CM0 8HR, England, Burnham-on-Crouch, 112 Station Rd

What's nearby

  • Cliffs Pavilion - 41 min drive - 45.0 km
  • Adventure Island - 42 min drive - 39.3 km
  • Southend Pier - 42 min drive - 38.6 km
  • Thorpe Bay Beach - 45 min drive - 42.2 km
  • Shoebury East Beach - 48 min drive - 49.2 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Anchor Inn - ‬32 min drive
  • ‪Parlour Cafe - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Queens Head - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Barbeque King - ‬1 min walk

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Property highlights
The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.
Additional perks include:
  • Free self parking
  • Continental breakfast (surcharge)
Room features
All guestrooms at The Oyster Smack Inn offer amenities such as free WiFi.
Extra amenities include:
  • Bathrooms with showers and hair dryers
  • Heating and daily housekeeping

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

Frequently asked questions

Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of Aug 5, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on Aug 10, 2025 start from ￥16,926, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Self parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Oyster Smack Inn located?

Situated in Burnham-on-Crouch, this hotel is 0.9 mi (1.5 km) from Ramblers Stadium and 1.4 mi (2.3 km) from Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) away. Burnham-On-Crouch Station is 8 minutes by foot.

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The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.6

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 5 out of 7 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 7 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 7 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 7 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 7 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

9.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

9.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Per

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024