The Drunken Donkey, Premium Views! Roadrunner Resort

Welcome to 'The Drunken Donkey' at Roadrunner Resort – Premium Views!
Perched in a prime location at Roadrunner Resort, 'The Drunken Donkey' offers a one-of-a-kind blend of comfort, charm, and breathtaking views. This spacious 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom bungalow accommodates up to 8 guests, featuring two queen-size beds and two cozy pull-out sofa beds—perfect for families and groups looking for a fun and relaxing escape.

Distinctive Features:
🍹 Two-Story Donkey Deck with Premium Views: Kick back on your private two-story deck, complete with a cozy fireplace and sweeping views of the Colorado River and majestic mountains. It's the perfect spot to sip a drink from the on-site bar while watching the sunset.
🎨 Whimsical Themed Decor: Playful yet stylish, each room is decorated with custom art and quirky touches that reflect the fun and laid-back spirit of 'The Drunken Donkey.'
🍳 Fully-Equipped Kitchen: The full-size kitchen includes modern appliances and all the essentials for preparing anything from quick bites to full meals. The KEURIG COFFEE POT IS FOR PODS ONLY.
🍷 Open Living Space: The spacious living area is designed for comfort and connection, perfect for game nights, movie marathons, or simply unwinding after a day of fun.
Resort Amenities:
🏖 250' of Riverfront Luxury + Endless Fun
Stay where the river meets resort living! Enjoy a world-famous floating dock bar, 200' white-sand beach with shaded loungers, and a riverfront pool with swim-up bar & oversized hot tub (cooled in summer, heated in winter).
🎉  Entertainment All Week
Poolside DJs, live music, karaoke, dancing, and the exclusive River Luxe Club (21+) open weekends till 2 AM.
🏡  Guest Perks
Pet-friendly with dog park • Pickleball court • Yard games • Boat/off-road toy parking • Food & room service daily • Yoga & Pilates 5x a week.
🍽 Private Events
Host your celebration in the River Luxe Lounge, Riverdeck, private cabana, or your own bungalow. Perfect for weddings, reunions, and special occasions.
🌅  Adventure Awaits
Emerald Canyon Golf across the street. Boating, jet skiing, kayaking, fishing, off-roading, hiking — plus stunning sunsets & 5-star service.
🚗 Convenient Parking: 'The Drunken Donkey' includes two dedicated parking spaces—one under a carport and another directly in front of the bungalow for easy access.
🌊 Direct River Access: With direct access to the Colorado River, water adventures and peaceful relaxation are always within reach.
🐾 Family & Pet Friendly: Roadrunner Resort welcomes both kids and pets, making it a perfect getaway for the whole family.

'The Drunken Donkey' at Roadrunner Resort isn't just a place to stay—it's a playful escape where fun meets comfort. Whether you're lounging on the deck, hitting the beach, or enjoying a lively night at the dock bar, 'The Drunken Donkey' promises a stay filled with laughter, relaxation, and unforgettable moments.

💠All units are clean upon arrival. Please make sure doors are shut and no food is left out. There are preventative ant traps in each unit but we cannot be responsible for what happens after arrival. Please be aware this is the desert and ants and bugs are quick, act accordingly.