My sisters and I checked in to the property at near 4 PM. Everything seemed fine and clean. I tried to get set up to finish a half day of work after a long travel time.
At about 5 PM, my littlest sister went to take a nap and found there were hairs in her bed. We pulled down the sheets on the other beds to find that there were also crumbs, dirt, and hair in the other beds as well.
I called the host to let her know and dealt with Tammy. I just wanted sheets. She accused us of lying, said people made up things for discounts all the time, and we could leave and forfeit our $1300 or stay and get new sheets. We decided to take the sheets and just change them ourselves, but I was already feeling off about it.
Then my sister pulled up the host on socials and showed me that she posts disparaging things about her tenants, including "jokes" about shooting people who complain.
I called VRBO support, who were less than helpful but did ultimately get us out of the space by 6:30 PM. Host promised a 50% refund but gave 35%. I don't care about the money - we ended up at a hotel that was much nicer and that saved the trip - but by god, this host is unhinged.
The property is lovely. Pray you don't need to contact the owner.