‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, just arrived in Tulum, excited to check in to our condo, a stylish two bedroom; We arrived at the unit, in the world not a care, until a problem with one lock box gave us quite the scare;
The key that did work revealed one common and one bedroom, The thought of 4 adult’s sleeping arrangements filled us with doom; We checked with the office, we emailed the lessor Only to learn, the owners real score;
The web page described two bedrooms of zen, But the owner rented out one bedroom, to maybe a friend.
We hoped and thought....simple confusion, Only to be dismissed by owner and manager...collusion?
The property’s called Anah, a nice place you know, Then we met our savior that eve by the name of Alberto. Our host was rude and dismissive, no remorse or accommodation for her tortuous slight; Alberto found us a bedroom, much to my wife and kids' delight.
As my family dined that Eve, Alberto tended to our every need.
He arranged our new room, clean as a whistle and not a bit too soon.
Greedy owner almost ruined our eve, so upon our return, I will post the additional neglect of the unit, of which we couldn’t believe.