Theos Wreck

A glorified motel masquerading as a “resort.” The place is dead, it’s a ghost town. There’s nothing to do here, little amenities, no food, no drinks. The place is understaffed and the staff is often times unprofessional, nonchalant, and rude. The restaurant isn’t always open when it’s supposed to be, leaving me having to order food and take expensive taxi rides out in town. When it is open, the food is average at best and overpriced. There’s nothing within walking distance. The telephone in the room doesn’t even work and the wifi sucks. The pool is green, dirty, and not as advertised. The beach is dirty and has rocks piled everywhere. Plenty of better hotels in the area, this is one of the worst. Avoid this place.