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Our top choices for Dildo vacation homes

A wooden interior with a bar area, seating, and a kitchen.

1. Pretty’s Oasis

Pretty’s Oasis
Dildo
The price is ￥19,311
￥25,844 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 8 - Sep 9
Pretty’s Oasis
A two-story house with a front porch, a small staircase, and a garage.

2. Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway

Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway
Whitbourne
8.0 out of 10, Very Good, (3 reviews)
"Clean. Well equipped. Appreciated extra touches. Host had good communication. Outside looked different than posted sowe had a little trouble finding it."
United States
Sharon C.
The price is ￥23,885
￥31,494 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 9 - Sep 10
Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway

3. The Flats at Granda Rose Retreat

The Flats at Granda Rose Retreat
Branch
The price is ￥56,352
￥74,025 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 8 - Sep 9
The Flats at Granda Rose Retreat
A cozy room with a sloped ceiling, large windows offering a view of a lake, a white sofa, and a small white shelf.

4. Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!

Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
Cupids
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (23 reviews)
"Lovely home overlooking the water. We saw minke whales frolicking in the cove from the second floor great room window. There is an amazing walking trail a short walk from the house that offers beautiful, unspoiled views. The host was very responsive and the rooms were clean."
United States
Amy
The price is ￥30,491
￥62,337 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 15 - Sep 16
Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
A living room with a circular window, a sofa, a coffee table, and a dining area with a chair and table.

5. Make memories at Harry’s House in Hearts Delight, NL. (Pet Friendly!)

Make memories at Harry’s House in Hearts Delight, NL. (Pet Friendly!)
Heart's Delight-Islington
9.2 out of 10, Wonderful, (10 reviews)
"It was absolutely amazing loved loved loved the cottage so cozy and romantic it was perfect wished I never had to leave and already planning my trip back"
Canada
Louis A.
The price is ￥24,844
￥48,960 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 15 - Sep 16
Make memories at Harry’s House in Hearts Delight, NL. (Pet Friendly!)
A wooden deck with a hot tub, seating area, and string lights.

6. Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean

Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
South River
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (5 reviews)
"We loved this little house and if we need to stay somewhere again it would be here. It was beautiful, very clean perfect for what we needed."
Canada
june
The price is ￥42,800
￥63,635 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 14 - Sep 15
Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
A modern kitchen with white cabinetry, stainless steel appliances, and wooden bar stools.

7. Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub

Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub
Port de Grave
9.8 out of 10, Exceptional, (20 reviews)
"Wonderful stay. Gordan was great to deal with as the host of the property. All guests loved the house and raved about the view"
Canada
Alex F.
The price is ￥31,122
￥68,517 total
includes taxes & fees
Oct 4 - Oct 5
Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub
A dining area with a wooden table, chairs, a tray with food, and a blue folder.

8. Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
New Harbour
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (7 reviews)
"Property is awesome Grest place for stay in this area"
United States
Don S.
The price is ￥19,763
￥30,378 total
includes taxes & fees
Sep 8 - Sep 9
Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
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Top Dildo Hotel Reviews

Inn By The Bay

Inn By The Bay

10/10 Excellent
"Our host Amy was very accommodating and gave us ideas of what to see and do. It was a lovely old house and well looked after. Breakfast had lots of options to choose from. The breakfast room was a bright and sunny spot with a ocean view."
Denise 2-night trip
Posted 12 hours ago
Inn By The Bay

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Dildo Vacation Homes information

Number of reviews
63
Accommodation
42 Vacation Homes
Lowest Price
￥30,378
Highest Price
￥74,025