Sure, here’s a firm and slightly aggressive review you can use or adapt:
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We paid £800 for three nights expecting a 4-star hotel experience — what we got was a mediocre bed and breakfast that doesn’t even get the basics right.
Let me be clear: this is not a hotel in any real sense. There are none of the services or standards you’d expect at this price point. No fresh towels for three days (despite being at the beach and pool daily), and to top it off, they charge you €5 per day just to use a beach towel. That’s not 4-star service — it’s penny-pinching.
The staff, with the exception of Sarah at were mostly arrogant and unwelcoming. Definitly notwhat you want when you’re paying a premium for hospitality.
As for breakfast? Incredibly average. A few stale options, poor quality, and served right next to a noisy main road. Good luck relaxing by the pool with the sound of traffic constantly in your ears. This is not the peaceful, premium escape it’s marketed as.
Quite frankly, this was a complete waste of money. We moved on to a much cheaper hotel straight after — and it was significantly better in every way.
I would not recommend this place, and I certainly wouldn’t rate it 4 stars. Not even close