Welcome to Uncle Gary’s Wonky Cabin – where the adventure starts before you even leave the driveway!
Nestled in the heart of Steinhatchee, Florida, the Scalloping Capital of the World, Uncle Gary’s Wonky Cabin is a one-of-a-kind getaway full of character, history, and coastal charm. From the slightly “wonky” mirrors to the handcrafted feel of the cabin, every detail tells the story of Uncle Gary—a one-eyed Army Ranger, outdoorsman, and Florida Fish & Game officer who lived life his own way.
Easy In. Easy Out. Room for What Matters.
The cabin features a large private driveway with an oversized turnaround, making it perfect for boats, trailers, golf carts, and multiple vehicles—no stressful backing up or tight parking.
You’ll be just minutes from everything Steinhatchee has to offer:
* Dollar General – 1 block away * Ace Hardware – 2 blocks away * Golf cart rentals – just behind the property * Steinhatchee Marina * Sea Hag Marina * Steinhatchee Landing Resort * Kathy’s Krab Shack * The Bait Shop * Fiddletown Seafood * Steinhatchee River Inn
Whether you’re here to scallop, fish, kayak, boat, or simply relax, you’ll love being close to the water while enjoying a peaceful property with plenty of room to spread out after a day of adventure.
Come experience the charm of a cabin that’s a little wonky—but completely unforgettable. Make memories, bring your boat, and discover why so many families return to Steinhatchee year after year.