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Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!

Gather around the fire pit for s'mores and stargazing or challenge your family to a game night in the arcade. Create memories that last a lifetime.

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Escape to Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!, a serene rural retreat on 11 acres in northern Missouri. With six cozy bedrooms, a large bunkroom with Playstation, and an arcade/game room, kids will have endless fun while adults unwind by the fire pit or enjoy fishing at the fully stocked pond.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Parking available
  • Laundry
  • Kitchen

About the neighborhood

Located in Newtown, this farm stay is in a rural area. Local points of interest include Lake Thunderhead. Visit our Newtown travel guide
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MO, Newtown

What's nearby

  • Lake Thunderhead
    39 min drive - 46.1 km
  • Prairie Trail Museum
    55 min drive - 67.2 km
  • Wright Memorial Hospital
    58 min drive - 73.1 km
  • Bobwhite State Park
    60 min drive - 65.2 km
  • North Central Missouri College
    60 min drive - 75.9 km

Restaurants

  • Newtown Cafe
    13 min drive
  • Otto's Bar and Grill
    14 min drive
  • tub
    14 min drive
  • Bacon Food Truck
    14 min drive
  • Insomnia Blvd
    14 min drive

About this property

Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!

Family-friendly farm stay in a rural location
You can look forward to a firepit, a garden, and a playground at Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!. In addition to an arcade/game room and laundry facilities, guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
You'll also find perks like:
  • Table tennis, outdoor furniture, and games
  • Smoke-free premises, a billiards/pool table, and barbecue grills
Room features
All guestrooms at Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere! offer thoughtful touches such as air conditioning, in addition to amenities like free WiFi and dining tables.
Extra amenities include:
  • Children's dinnerware and children's books
  • 2 bathrooms with showers and hair dryers
  • Outdoor lighting, kitchens, and refrigerators

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Internet access

Parking and transportation

  • Onsite parking options include a garage

Things to do

  • Arcade/game room
  • Billiards/pool table
  • Games
  • Playground
  • Table tennis

Conveniences

  • Laundry facilities

Outdoors

  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Smart TV
  • Video games

Food and drink

  • Blender
  • Coffee grinder
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dining table
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

More

  • Air conditioning
  • Dryer
  • Heating
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Living room
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Rules

Please catch and release only with fishing! We want to ensure all guest get a chance to fish!

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Welcoming dogs and cats only
2 total pets

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

Events allowed: family gatherings, birthday parties, weddings

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 50
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Frequently asked questions

Is Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere! pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows cats and dogs (limit 2 total).

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere!?

Check-out is at 12:00 PM.

Where is Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere! located?

Located in a rural location, this family-friendly farm stay is 21.3 mi (34.3 km) from Lake Thunderhead.

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Reviews

Private country getaway in the middle of nowhere! Reviews

10

Exceptional

10

Cleanliness

9.8

Location
Rating 10 - Excellent. 63 out of 65 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 65 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 65 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 65 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 65 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Joy R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
What an absolute perfect place in the middle of no where!!! Clean, spacious, and decorated too cute. Owners communicated well and checked in and out were super easy. House was located by a pond and the sunset was beautiful! A GREAT location to get away from the world and enjoy a peaceful get away. Will definitely be back!
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Even better than expected! Very clean and well stocked. The older grandsons (age 9 and 6) had an absolute blast playing ping-pong and playing the piano. Took a nice long walk around the pond and had a fire in the fire pit. It is really out in the middle of nowhere so bringing food and cooking is a must. We thought the squeaky beds would be uncomfortable, but we all slept exceptionally well. No complaints! Will stay again! Host was wonderful, quick to reply to texts.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

carrie L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Owner is amazing and very friendly. Beautiful property and home, ample bedrooms and room for plenty of people, great ac, fireflies amazing, ability to fish (catch & release). Second fridge in garage worked out great! Plemty of toys for kids to play with. Very spacious amd was even able to put a giant waterslide up with ample space. Only thing i would change is the beds for us were not comfortable in the bedrooms and very noisy ( only downfall to whole place) for some reason Im unabke to upload photos :(
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Kara W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

A great place to get away (but have everything you need!)

This property was great for our crew of 6 adults, a toddler, and a baby, but would also be fantastic for larger groups! No matter the size of your group, there is plenty to spread out and not feel like you're all on top of each other! Everything you could need is there, which makes for a laid back trip!
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Johnathan C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great place

We had a great time!! Lots of things to do and plenty of space for the whole family. Would stay here again.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Robert K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderful location amongst the Missouri rolling hills

Wonderful location amongst the Missouri rolling hills. Well kept home with plenty of room. Will look to reserve again in the future.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Charles B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Weekend Getaway

Great spot
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Logan F.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Such a great place!

I promise you no one had regrets staying here. Very beautiful open layout, so much room for a huge family to come stay. Fishing, campfire and lots of room to play outside activities. The property owner was very easy to communicate with especially at check out. We loved this place.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Aaron B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Best weekend ever

This place was amazing. The house literally had everything you could think of. The fishing was awesome. The beds were comfortable. The space was open. I would definitely rent this place again.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Heidi M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Always a pleasant stay

Host is very responsive to communications. Accommodations are always clean and they have anything you didn’t realize you needed. :)
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Chase M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

A beautiful hideaway in mid-Missouri

Tucked away among the gently rolling hills of north-central Missouri, this beautiful property was perfect for our family get together. With tons of space, beautifully furnished interior, and lovingly stocked with every convenience, we wanted for nothing. My only wish is that we could have stayed longer!
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kirby C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Graduation stay

We had 11 family members stay for a graduation in Kirksville. We thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The house was clean and well outfitted. The host communicated very well with us and answered any questions quickly. We would stay again.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Michelle P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Beautiful getaway!

Spacious house with everything we needed and more. Caught many fish out of the pond right next to the house. Great weekend getaway! Wish we could have stayed longer. Would come back in a heartbeat!
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Shaun H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect setting

Everything about this property was as described. Very clean, a ton of space, surprising amount of amenities available - pretty much every kitchen item you could need. The property is in a very secluded area which was exceptionally peaceful. We were there for a 25th reunion for a group of high school friends, this property would be great for a large coordination of friends and family.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

David B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great

The quilts and antiques made it Homey. It was so well provided with everything we might need and enjoy. It was wonderful to have the whole family together there. The host was super helpful and available. Thank you very much!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Laura R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderful weekend with family and friends. Wonderful time had by all.

It was a wonderful, out of the way, place with a great atmosphere. The facility was very clean and well decorated with plenty of room for all the guest with a wonderful kitchen to work in. Beds were very comfortable and rooms were very well stocked with pillows and blankets. We had a wonderful time and will be using the facility again. Thank you Nancy for your hospitality you thought of every thing.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Lacey C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

PERFECT!!!

This home is a gem! It has EVERYTHING you could possibly need! It was clean, stocked, and many different things to do! Games, pool, ping pong, fishing,...the list goes on! So much dpace and the host is so friendly and welcoming! Our favorite place we have stayed! Already planning a trip back when its warmer!
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

jon h.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Diamond in the rough

Excellent accommodations for a guys hunting trip or any excursion… Nancy was very responsive and we had no issues at all! Hoping we get a chance to stay here again next season. Jon H
Stayed 5 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Wendy R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

A great place to stay!

We booked this rental for a family trip. It met and beat our expectations. Everything was, as described or better. The host answered questions in a speedy manner. The place was clean and very nice. It was decorated, so very cute! For the price it is a real bargain! Our family, feels it would be a good place to get together again. Thank you
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tami S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Siner Family Vacation

We had a great time as a family at your ABNB. The open space was great. The kids loved fishing and swimming in the pond. Plenty of space to ride their bikes and scooters. The kitchen is set up very nice to cook and serve our group of 15. You had plenty of games and toys for all. Thank you for sharing your beautiful home with us.
Stayed 8 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kenneth M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great for a Family Reunion

This property was exactly what we needed for our annual family reunion. With six bedrooms (all virtually identical, so no fighting over who got which) and two full bathrooms, we had plenty of space. And the fully furnished kitchen was great. Our hostess even let us eat any food that was there (including a bottle of wine). The youngsters had fun playing in the sandbox outside and the loft inside. And the walkers in the group made the rounds of the onsite pond, as well as a nearby rock road.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

D L G.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great family time!

My sister’s family and mine get together for Christmas every year. So finding a place that can accommodate us can be challenging. This place was perfect! The kitchen was stocked with ANYTHING we could have ever needed! We had plenty of room to spread out and play games or whatever we wanted! We enjoyed the ping pong/pool table, the kids enjoyed the PlayStation, and the guys enjoyed the garage area! There was a supply of children’s toys that was awesome! The only thing I can say negatively about the space was that the bedrooms were really small so if you have pac-n/plays to set up, you might need to do some rearranging. We would come back here again!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Ervan D., Reno. NV

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Way out in the country retreat

This is a good value in that it has 7 (small) bedrooms at a modest price, and a large central room for everyone to play and converse in. The setting by a pond and rolling hills is relaxing. There is a large lawn and some trails around the two ponds. The kitchen was well stocked, in addition there were generous decorations (rural/country themed), a pool table, ping-pong table, toys for young children. The negatives: there is only a small dining table. Given 14 people (at least) could stay here, this is awkward. The outside picnic table is also small and in need of repair. The floor plan design of the house is utilitarian, but a functional space for a large group. This is really out in the country. That makes for a "get away" experience, but also difficult to access supplies (there is a modest grocery store 25 minutes away). The hostess was friendly and responsive.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Katherine W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Went for my combinee Bachelorette Bachelor party. Everyone had a blast. House was beautiful. Very peaceful and relaxing. House was stocked with everything. No complaints
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Charlotte S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great place and hostess was super nice!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2025