★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ (Negative 9 Stars)
If you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to sleep in a sardine tin—without the luxury of oil—this is your golden opportunity. The rooms are so small, I had to step outside just to change my mind. I’ve seen broom closets with more breathing space.
On the bright side (and I do mean the only bright side), the staff is incredibly friendly. Possibly out of sympathy. They greet you with warm smiles, maybe to distract you from the fact that your room is best navigated sideways.
Not recommended for the claustrophobic, or anyone over 5’6”, or anyone with luggage larger than a fanny pack. Honestly, if the walls were any closer, we’d be dating.
Book at your own risk—unless you’re looking to relive your childhood in a playhouse. A very expensive, airless playhouse.