Overall, if you are craving a run-down 3rd-world experience in Canada combined with lazy/indifferent service, visit this place!
-Sink tap only dispensed hot water from both the Hot and Cold taps for one night. It was Hot and Very Hot instead. Worked properly the next day.
-Bathroom fan very weak, no fresh ventilation in room without opening balcony door.
-Bathroom sink drain very slow
-Bathroom door misaligned - doesn't open/close without significant force
-Water damage on ceiling in room and holes in wall where a picture/fixture was previously hung but broke(?). They didn't even bother trying to patch the holes.
-Dirty/stained hall carpets
-Ice machine broken on our floor. Had to go down two floors for ice every time (no elevator)
-halfway down the hall there are dirty old vacuums and disgusting-looking cots visible in the (out-of-order) ice-machine area.
-No ice tongs for ice bucket. Not even front desk/restaurant had a pair
-Ice bucket completely uninsulated plastic - so ice lasts a very short time.
-Canoes/Kayaks only available 9-5. Front desk staff uninformed about availability
-taxes charged on resort fee. NOT shown in xpedia - extra $3.9/night nickel-and-diming
-Wedding and receptions on both of the days we stayed, with crowds of people smoking in front of the front door and unruly drunks and teenagers. No additional entrance to avoid the clouds of smoke with my young children.
[much more to complain about, but the review max is 1500 characters]